1. Anyone at Five-O calls anyone else "bruddah:" SIP. 2. McGarrett calls his assistants "gentlemen:" SIP. 3. McGarrett refers to his secretary Jennie by name: SIP. 4. McGarrett calls the Governor "Sir:" SIP. 5. McGarrett calls Danny Williams "Dan-O:" CHUG. 6. Anyone says "aloha:" SIP. 7. Anyone says "mahalo:" CHUG.
8. McGarrett hangs up on someone without saying "goodbye:" SIP.
9. The number of Five-O people standing around listening
in McGarrett's office exceeds three: SIP.
10. McGarrett brings a chalk board, easel, or poster
board into his office to help unravel the crime: CHUG.
11. Anyone asks to be "patched through" to anyone else: SIP.
12. McGarrett asks to be "patched through" to anyone else: CHUG.
13. Five-O conducts an illegal search: SIP.
14. Five-O detains anyone illegally: SIP.
15. Five-O questions anyone without notifying them
of their Miranda rights: SIP.
16. McGarrett tells anyone he's "just a cop; not
the judge and jury:" CHUG.
17. McGarrett wears a suit with lapels more than four
inches wide: SIP.
18. McGarrett wears a tie with a knot more than two
inches across: SIP.
19. Anyone from Five-O wears a loud Hawiian shirt: SIP.
20. Any woman wears a mumu: SIP.
21. McGarrett wears a leisure suit. CHUG.
22. McGarrett arrives at the scene of the crime, asks
Danny or Chin Ho, "What have you got?": SIP.
23. Chin Ho puts his pipe in his mouth: SIP.
24. McGarrett goes to the Governor's office: SIP.
25. McGarrett goes to Che Fong's lab: SIP.
26. Someone from Five-O tails a suspect unnoticed
from a discrete distance of one car-length: CHUG.
27. Someone from Five-O keeps a suspect under
surveilance unnoticed by sitting ten feet away
reading a newspaper: CHUG.
28. The sound of squealing tires is dubbed in for a
car driving on the beach: CHUG.
29. McGarrett mocks a feminist woman: SIP.
30. McGarrett mocks a feminist woman and later tries
to score with her: CHUG.
31. McGarrett lectures on the dangers of a free press: CHUG.
32. McGarrett lectures about drugs: CHUG.
33. Anyone offers McGarrett a drink and he says
"I don't use alcohol:" CHUG.
34. Anyone disagrees McGarrett and then gets the
smug treatment later when McGarrett turns out
to be right: CHUG.
35. McGarrett arrests some nobody who's technically
broken some law but clearly isn't a criminal-
type, and says, "I don't make deals:" CHUG.
36. Anyone dies by falling/being thrown off a cliff
into the ocean: SIP.
37. The villain is a Mafiosa: SIP.
38. The villain is an amateur who is in it for the thrills
and gets lectured about morality by McGarrett after
being apprehended: CHUG.
39. The villain is Wo Fat [Khigh Dheigh]: SIP.
40. The villain is L. A. Filer [Hume Cronyn]: CHUG.
41. The guest star was unknown but became a popular film,
television, or recording star in the 1980's or 1990's: SIP.
42. The guest star was a film, television, or recording
star from the 1950's or 1960s on the skids: CHUG.
43. The guest star is William Shatner, Paul Williams,
or Helen Hayes: CHUG.
44. Any guest star gets to sing: CHUG.
45. Someone from Five-O saves someone about to fall/
be thrown off a cliff into the ocean, at the last
possible minute: SIP.
46. McGarrett himself shoots/captures the villain at
the end of the episode: SIP.
47. McGarrett helps a woman back to his car with his arm
around her waist at the end of the episode: CHUG.
48. McGarrett says "Book 'em:" SIP.
49. McGarrett says "Book 'em" and specifies the charges: CHUG.
50. McGarrett gives steely-jawed grin as lock of hair
falls across his squinty eyes: CHUG.